Are you a hobbyist who doubles as a diehard football fan? For you, the sport is religion and having a beautiful escort by your side is sport. Super Bowl Sunday is to be sanctified as the ultimate holiday within the NFL experience. I’m here to talk about how you can hit your own home run during this seasonal occasion.
Calling all football lovers
Appetizers should begin well before kickoff. The two of you should conjoin early enough to taste a sampling without missing the National Anthem performance by world renowned opera singer, Renee Fleming. In other words, quell your craving until half time, big boy. If you will be attending a Super Bowl party amongst a cluster of your stud-like buddies and their faintly attractive ladies, request that she wear something comfortable, sporty and dazzlingly sexy.
Those sexy commercials
Even as I write these words, folks are rallying in New Orleans as they gear up for Sunday’s football festivities. This time around make a sultry selection for a sporty sidekick (otherwise known as an independent escort of the racy type). Even if she is not a football fan, everyone is an avid Super Bowl Sunday commercial lover. These little marketing masterpieces rival their piers aired all other days of the year. And airtime comes at a handsome price!
What will she wear?
It is probably best that she dress in layers determined by your local weather. As members of the Mile High Club, most independent escorts maintain figures that are off the charts. She may wear tight jeans and a snug t-shirt that scream volumes about her curves. She might top it off with a cap and a little bling bling, somewhere at least. Her ensemble is sure to draw roaming eyes, causing them to miss a touchdown while fervently fantasizing about the secrets held by her underlying lingerie.
That post Super Bowl party
Let the real fun begin! No matter your favorite team and which will win, the real celebration will present itself post Super Bowl smash. Make plans, my friend. Whether you crack open a bottle of bubbly or opt for a few late night appetizers, set the stage to hit your own home run. It’s fantasy football from here on out. Remember to pace yourself throughout the evening so that you are not seeing double by the time the game ends as your lovely companion is looking for a little attention. If you have planned for an all-nighter, take breakfast into consideration. A lady needs her cappuccino and a little protein in the morning!
Love, Chloe xoxo